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Bible Jokes
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Who was the greatest babysitter in the Bible?
David - he rocked Goliath to sleep. . .
From Jodi and Jara
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Who broke more of God's commandments in the Bible than anyone else?
Moses - He broke all 10 at once!
From Jodi and Jara
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Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson - he brought the house down!
From Jodi and Jara
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Q: What was the first Sport mentioned in the Bible?
A: Baseball . . . In the Big inning Eve stole first, Adam stole second and the Prodigal son ran home.
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Q: What kind of lights were on the ark?
A: Flood lights
Anna
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Q: Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
A: Bildad the Shuhite (shoe height)
Noelle
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Q: Who was the second shortest man in the Bible?
A: Nehemiah (Knee high miah)
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Q: Who was the only person in the Bible without a father?
A: Joshua the son of Nun
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Q: Did all the animals on the ark come in pairs?
A: No the worms came in apples.
Dana
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Q: When was the first time baseball was mentioned in the Bible?
A: Genesis 1:1. . . .in the big inning. . .
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Q: What was Daniel's nickname?
A: Lionheart!
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Q: What was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A: Ruthless!
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